Oh, it's nothing. That's his way of saying I should ask you out. Ah. Uh, yeah, look... We should probably focus our attention on the case for now. I completely agree.
Ted 2
1.5s
How far away does he live?
Ted 2
26.1s
What, is there a problem? Well, you know, I just don't want my lawyer singing Frozen songs during the opening arguments. It's just this is a really important case. Ted has already lost his job, his marriage has been annulled. I know. My uncle gave me all the details. Right. You see, the thing is, we don't want to take any chances because the stakes are so significant. We can't just rush into anything. We got to make sure we're making the right decision. TED: We really appreciate your time, but I think what we're probably gonna do is just take a seat and get to work. Trust you completely. Yeah, we really feel like you got a lot to offer.
Ted 2
10s
Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle-cell samples. Ah, you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black-guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian. Fuck!
Ted 2
1.2s
Uh...
Ted 2
1.7s
Jesus Christ.
Ted 2
16.5s
All right, I got Dred Scott v. Sandford, Plessy v. Ferguson and Brown v. the Board of Education. I got Kramer vs. Kramer, Alien vs. Predator, and Freddy vs. Jason. I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail and The Importance of Being Earnest, which was very disappointing.
Ted 2
4s
Hey, so, uh, listen, lgot, uh... I got some big news to tell ya.
Ted 2
14.2s
You fucking believe that? No. This is insane. I mean, Tami's the woman I love. You know, I never would even have tried to adopt a dog if I had known it was gonna cause me this kind of shit storm. This whole thing is complete bullshit. I mean, if you ask me, we got to fight it.
Ted 2
19.5s
Oh, my God, Teddy! (STUTTERS) What? What's wrong? Look at this. (SOBBING) "Dear Ted, "the state of Massachusetts regrets to inform you "that due to an oversight regarding your legal status "your marriage to Tami-Lynn McCafferty is unrecognized by the state "and, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled."
Ted 2
1.7s
He needs help.
Ted 2
3.1s
Teddy, can they do this to us? Let me see that.
Ted 2
10.7s
You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.
Ted 2
14.9s
(SINGING) Hey, you lawyer guys You don't know me and Johnny are watching you While we're high That was fucking magic. That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh! So in the pocket.
Ted 2
28.7s
You two still not talking? No. Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean, how the hell do you take a broken marriage and make it work again? Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby. A baby? Uh-huh. Look at that. You see them two white niggas over there? (INDISTINCT) Yeah. What? Look at them. They're so happy. Because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggas waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on.