I mean, maybe more like a hammer or an orange, but yeah. What the hell do they know? It's just a word. They can't change your whole life just by calling you property! Bullshit! You better ask my ancestors. One minute, you in Africa, washing your clothes in the river, titties out. You good. Then all of a sudden, you somewhere across the world, fucking Thomas Jefferson. Wow! You make history come alive. Why the hell is this just coming up now?
Ted 2
8.8s
The author. Why are you saying, "Fuck him"? What? You just said "Eff Scott Fitzgerald." What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you? Yeah. No, that's his first name.
Ted 2
1.6s
Where did they get him?
Ted 2
4.8s
Not according to the government. I'm sorry. But that is so fucked up!
Ted 2
2.6s
I'm not a person?
Ted 2
2s
I am Samantha Jackson.
Ted 2
1.4s
Yeah.
Ted 2
2.2s
You know what, Teddy? Let's get out of here.
Ted 2
1.6s
I'm gonna try.
Ted 2
1.5s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
10.9s
No, he's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fucking Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that? Some kind of weird soccer-mom-looking Goonie monster? Your Honor? I'll allow it.
Ted 2
1.4s
(BOTHLAUGH)
Ted 2
6.2s
Teddy, I'm scared. Baby, we're gonna be fine. I don't care what any fucking piece of paper says. You're my wife.
