Yeah, I'm gonna pass. (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING) I'm steppin' out with my honey Can't be bad to feel so good Never felt quite so sunny So I keep on knockin' wood Yeah, steppin' out with my baby Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right Ask me when will the day be The big day may be tonight TED: This is the best day of my life!
Ted 2
4.1s
WEDDING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, your newlyweds! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Ted 2
3.2s
I'm fine. I was thinking aboutLofi.
Ted 2
2.4s
Let's go get shit-faced! Okay!
Ted 2
14.7s
You guys wanna celebrate with a little something else, hmm? Oh. Uh, no, thanks, Sam. Tami-Lynn would kill me if I did drugs on our wedding day. Ah, she won't notice. I just did a line with a dude in the men's room and I bet you can't even spot him.
Ted 2
6.2s
I just love you so much. I love you, too, baby. I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight.
Ted 2
2s
I'm starving. What the hell are you doing over there?
Ted 2
22s
Hey, you shut the fuck up! Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy? Yeah, why don't you come up here and make me come down there, tough guy? I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole? Get your ass up here and kick my ass! (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch! Hey, shut up, lady! Run the fuck back to Russia, you whore! Get the fuck out of here! People are trying to sleep! God damn it! Shut the fuck up!
Ted 2
7s
In those images, Ted exhibits all of the remaining qualities of personhood.
Ted 2
1.6s
Yes, there is.
Ted 2
2.2s
Uh, not to my knowledge, no.
Ted 2
2.9s
And, uh, I won't be followed?
Ted 2
3.7s
Tami-Lynn McCafferty, will you marry me?
Ted 2
3.3s
Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me real.
Ted 2
2.8s
Yes. (ALL CHEERING)
Ted 2
11.3s
Here you go, guys. We're gonna be closing in a few, but I'm going to this after-hours thing at my friend's apartment, if you wanna join. Oh, thanks, Allison. Butlgotan early day tomorrow. Oh, okay.
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1.3s
(MUSIC ENDS)
Ted 2
5.4s
That's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children.
