Wish I could help you, but we're closing. Come on, one drink and I promise I won't tell anybody that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex. JOHN: Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Get off of me! Sorry, my mistake.
Ted 2
2s
(PRICING GUN CLICKING)
Ted 2
4s
And, um, I'm wondering, what do you think Sam Jones would say if I asked him?
Ted 2
4s
Hey, so, uh, listen, lgot, uh... I got some big news to tell ya.
Ted 2
24.2s
Oh, God, yeah. it was a frigging disaster. $250 and we didn't learn a goddamn thing. $250? Dude, that's ridiculous! I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or something? Nah, Tami-Lynn tried to sign up for Obamacare on the Internet, but I came back five minutes later, she was looking at black cocks. It seems like every time you go online, you're two clicks away from black cocks. Look. See, I'll Google "Grand Canyon." Here. Look, it says, "Did you mean black cocks?"
Ted 2
3.2s
I don't know, man. I got to do something or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)
Ted 2
2.5s
Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.
Ted 2
3.4s
Uh, no, that's... That's not in our budget here.
Ted 2
1.2s
Is that correct?
Ted 2
14.1s
Hey, if you guys want to bang, me and Teddy can totally leave the room. No,no,honey,honey, they're classy, they're not like us. They're good pe0Ple- I'm happy to see everyone has made a full recovery. Mr. Meighan. What the hell? Holy shit! Is it all right if I come in?
Ted 2
4.9s
What? Seriously? TED: Oh, my God! You heard that? Oh, my gosh! TED: I don't believe it! (CLEARS THROAT)
Ted 2
5.1s
And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, I'd like to take yourcase,Ted.
Ted 2
1.7s
So you can go fuck yourself.
Ted 2
1.5s
How are you feeling, John?
Ted 2
1.8s
What's the difference?
Ted 2
2s
Oh, my God, Teddy.
Ted 2
10.5s
So, ladies and gentlemen of the court, I invite you to change the world.
