As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all saw the distressing images of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, John Bennett.
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Ted and Tami-Lynn were married once again, and soon afterward, they adopted a fine, young baby boy.
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1.4s
Thanks, Sam.
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Thanks,paL Hey, you were always real to me, buddy. Even when you weren't. Congratulations, Ted.
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1.3s
What is your name?
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2.3s
And is that enforced by law?
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1.4s
(SIGHS)
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9.9s
(EXHALES) Sorry, Allison. I tried. (SIGHS) It's okay. I just wish he wasn't so goddamn cute. Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's with just a splash of Grey Goose?
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5.6s
This is quite a victory for you. Is there any statement that you'd like to make now that you're legally a person?
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10.3s
Jesus,Johnny, you don't got to marry Allison. You just got to bang her and maybe pee on her a little. What? It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover. Yeah, I got to take a leak.
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12.8s
I'm not into it. John, you've been saying that for over a year-and-a-half about every chick that throws herself at you. You got to get back in the game, man! No, don't start this shit, all right? Look, I wasted six years of my life with the wrong girl and I got burned. I'm not gonna make that same mistake again.
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2.9s
MALE NARRATOR: And so our story comes to an end.
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4.6s
I won't forget what you've done for me here today. I would prefer that you do.
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2.8s
You do understand that I myself am not a child?
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1.4s
Hey.
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11.2s
Wish I could help you, but we're closing. Come on, one drink and I promise I won't tell anybody that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex. JOHN: Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Get off of me! Sorry, my mistake.
