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Oh, my God! (SOBS) I have a disease, all right? I need help! There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits! Oh, this is such a relief! I'm so glad I'm finally caught. I wanted to be caught! Johnny, now you listen to me. This is a wake-up call, all right? You got to get back out there and meet somebody because you are spiraling out of control here. All right, fine, I will. Just stop looking at that shit, please! Johnny, I mean it. All right? The next chick you meet, you are getting back in the game. Fine, I got it. Done. All right. Now, let's get rid of this. What do you mean? We'll just delete the files! No,no,no. That shit can always be recovered. We got to smash your laptop with a hammer.
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I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. Wait, what? Why not? Tami-Lynn, according to your test results, you're no longer fertile. What? Wait, Doc, are you sure about that? I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? I'm quite sure. Tami-Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use your ovarian canal has been somewhat compromised. What are you talking about? It looks fine. Yeah.
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We have a Code Blue in Room 134! What does that mean? I'm sorry. You three are gonna have to wait outside. What the hell is going on? Is he gonna be okay? The doctors will do everything they can, but I need you to go to the waiting area now, please. Excuse me, excuse me. What's the status? He was stable a minute ago and now he's unresponsive. The monitor says he's in asystole. He's not breathing, no pulse. Start compressions. Prepare to intubate. Give him a milligram of epinephrine.
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