You're very lucky. I saw what you did on TV. Yeah, he saved my ass is what he did. You know why? Because he's a person.
Ted 2
2.5s
Uh, I was able to sniff that out, yeah.
Ted 2
1.4s
(CRACKLING)
Ted 2
1.8s
What's the difference?
Ted 2
10.5s
What? Why not? Well, first of all, there's the question of Tami-Lynn's drug conviction. Hey, I did my community service. Yeah, besides, that was five years ago. She's clean.
Ted 2
1.7s
Who's that buttnut over there?
Ted 2
3.4s
Uh, no, that's... That's not in our budget here.
Ted 2
1.2s
I'm busy.
Ted 2
4.9s
What do you wanna do now? You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!
Ted 2
1.8s
What defines a person?
Ted 2
2.3s
No. No, you... You should be fine.
Ted 2
5.1s
And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, I'd like to take yourcase,Ted.
Ted 2
2.7s
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.
Ted 2
5.1s
We're all in agreement that Ted is self-aware.
Ted 2
4.6s
I won't forget what you've done for me here today. I would prefer that you do.
Ted 2
2.3s
And is that enforced by law?
Ted 2
16.7s
The anthropologist and ethioist Dawn Prince-Hughes argues that the standards for personhood include self-awareness, an ability to understand complex emotions and a capacity for empathy.
