(SHOUTS) What the fuck? Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? Vvhathappened? What's going on? There's so much porn! Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit? What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here! Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out. Jesus Christ. Look at the organization here! Clockwise rim job. Counterclockwise rim job! Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way! You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?
Ted 2
1.9s
(LIGHTER FLICKERING)
Ted 2
1.8s
I'm sorry.
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny.
Ted 2
2.7s
MAN: Hey! What are you doing to that bear?
Ted 2
6.1s
Somebody help! Oh, my God, John! John? Johnny? Hello? There's something happening. Mr. Bennett?
Ted 2
1.7s
But we're going to the right place.
Ted 2
1.5s
(CHUCKLES)
Ted 2
11s
Hey, it must be weird for you guys, having a doll up here on the stand with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, no, yeah, no. Yeah, lam capable. I love a lot of stuff. Yeah.
Ted 2
3.7s
So what do you say? Can you get me my life back? (BUBBLING)
Ted 2
13s
TED: Oh! Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! Fuck!Fuck! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in! (GAGGING) You got to fucking help me! Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth! Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook. No! (CAMERA CLICKS)
Ted 2
2.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (HORN HONKING)
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
3.2s
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
Ted 2
8.7s
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?
