What is it, Danny? Uh, Donny, sir. Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro for new toy ideas from any and all employees?
Ted 2
1.3s
Shit.
Ted 2
4.2s
JUDGE: Very well. The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property.
Ted 2
6s
Uh-huh. And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage?
Ted 2
1.7s
Capable of love.
Ted 2
1.4s
He's my best friend.
Ted 2
2.9s
(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINING)
Ted 2
6.1s
When Ted's rights are officially null, we grab him.
Ted 2
2.3s
Uh,yeah,yeah. You'll... You'll be okay.
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
Ted 2
22.3s
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! Ted! Who's Gollum? She's a model. Ted, come back! Leave me alone! JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted!
Ted 2
3.6s
Some people go through their whole lives trying to make it work with the wrong person.
Ted 2
3.4s
I'm curing cancer. I'm cooking your fucking steak. What do you think I'm doing?
Ted 2
3.5s
That wasn't supposed to happen. That was an accident.
Ted 2
4s
Shit! What the hell do we do now? (PANTING)
Ted 2
6.8s
(SHOUTS) What the hell? Mr. Brady, we just need a moment of your time. What are you doing here? Who are you? Get out of my house! (INDISTINCT TALKING)
Ted 2
1.3s
I'm listening.
Ted 2
5.6s
If they choose to investigate the issue, it may leave you quite vulnerable.
