Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid. A-ha. They "got him."
Ted 2
1.9s
Stupid idiot.
Ted 2
1.5s
One for me.
Ted 2
1.7s
You're only one bear.
Ted 2
2.2s
Would be a sweet-ass fucking baby.
Ted 2
5.8s
Oh, look, I did a lot of blow in the '80s and my sperm count's a little low.
Ted 2
6s
Your name is Toby! You're going to learn to say your name. Let me hear you say it.
Ted 2
2.2s
You're really smart, you know that?
Ted 2
14.9s
Sorry. You don't mind the pot, do you? I get migraines. Oh, absolutely, me, too. That's fine. I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 2O minutes. Oh, I'm Samantha Jackson. Ted. How are ya? Good to meet you. John. Nice to meet you. Wait, wait, wait. What's your middle name?
Ted 2
2.7s
A little bit. I learned when I was a kid.
Ted 2
1.2s
Teddy.
Ted 2
2.3s
That means he becomes property.
Ted 2
1.2s
Hey.
Ted 2
2.3s
No. No, you... You should be fine.
Ted 2
1.7s
(SOBS) So beautiful.
Ted 2
7.6s
It's the intermediary station before insemination. Are you submitting? No. My friend is, uh, yanking out a sample in one of the rooms.