Suddenly, being human doesn't seem so special anymore, does it?
Ted 2
4s
It's a gift from God bestowed upon only one species.
Ted 2
4.1s
Your cat? Your toaster? (SOFT CHUCKLE)
Ted 2
1.7s
Or a piece of property?
Ted 2
2.4s
Is Ted a human being?
Ted 2
11.2s
All right. We'll be back tomorrow afternoon. I love you so much, Teddy. You go kick some ass because I am not taking off this wedding ring. I love you too, baby. I'll see you soon.
Ted 2
1.7s
Because Teddy ain't got no dick.
Ted 2
1.3s
Jusflce.
Ted 2
6.5s
I'm scared, Teddy! I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up! Oh, for Christ's sake!
Ted 2
2.9s
I'm confident you'll make the right decision.
Ted 2
1.2s
Sir?
Ted 2
8.9s
Oh, it's nothing. That's his way of saying I should ask you out. Ah. Uh, yeah, look... We should probably focus our attention on the case for now. I completely agree.
Ted 2
8.2s
Hey, Johnny, come on. It's almost 7:00. We got to get up there. Hey, Sam, you want in on this? What is it? On Tuesday nights, we get fucked up and throw apples atjoggers.
Ted 2
7.8s
BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red-hot BJs! Toothless and ready to go. Just 3 dollar! 3 dollar! Get your BJs here.
Ted 2
4.2s
You know, lam a little bit curious. How is it that a guy like you is unattached?
