Hi, I'm calling for Patrick Meighan. This is Samantha Jackson. I defended Ted Clubber Lang in Ted v. Massachusetts.
Ted 2
3.8s
JOHN: Hey, guys? (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm having some trouble over here.
Ted 2
4s
(JOHN GRUNTING) Oh, you've been following the case. That's great.
Ted 2
5.3s
Hey! Hi, Mr. Meighan. Thank you so much for taking my call.
Ted 2
3.4s
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer, huh? Yeah, that's a good idea.
Ted 2
1.7s
All right, let's go.
Ted 2
1.4s
What's your name?
Ted 2
1.9s
Have you seen this?
Ted 2
2.9s
JUDGE: Thank you, Mr. Wild, for your opening statement.
Ted 2
7.7s
Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it. Oh, we're gonna smoke it, all right, but just stuff it under the seat for now. We don't wanna go to jail. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Ted 2
1.7s
Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
1.2s
Come here!
Ted 2
1.8s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
19.9s
TED: Oh! Fuck me! TAMI-LYNN: What's the matter? TED: That can't be normal. He's got to be sick. TAMI-LYNN: He's not sick, it's just baby doody. JOHN: Yeah, that's what babies do, Teddy. TED". Oh, you don't think this diaper's gross? JOHN: No. TED: All right. Here, catch. (DIAPER SQUISHING) JOHN: Oh, Teddy, What the fuck? fiSCREANhNG) (TED LAUGHING) Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker! (CAMERA CLICKING) TED: Hashtag "Shit happens."
Ted 2
11.1s
No, asshole, he ain't got a dick because he's a fucking toy! What's your excuse? Whoa-ho! Take a burn! Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter? Yeah! How'd you... What? (GAVEL BANGS) Order!
Ted 2
8.4s
Yeah, that's actually why I'm calling. (BOTH GRUNTING) Yeah, I was wondering if, um, maybe you would consider helping us try to overturn the verdict.
