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Please be seated.

Ted 2

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You two still not talking? No. Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean, how the hell do you take a broken marriage and make it work again? Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby. A baby? Uh-huh. Look at that. You see them two white niggas over there? (INDISTINCT) Yeah. What? Look at them. They're so happy. Because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggas waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on.

Ted 2

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You better not be messing with me. I swear to God, not messing with you. I think you'd make an awesome mom. Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES) So what do you say? We all good? Yes! Oh, I love you! I love you so much! Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)

Ted 2

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I need a full report on all the placement of our merchandise. Contact Bob Jennings atJavHs“.

Ted 2

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Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.

Ted 2

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Johnny, wake up.

Ted 2

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Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be any fun then, will I?

Ted 2

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Clubber Lang.

Ted 2

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Your neighbors called, and your air conditioner's making a loud noise so I'm supposed to check out the unit. Uh, okay. Yeah, it's around back. Okay. Um, I just may need a signature in case I got to get some parts, for the billing.

Ted 2

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(SIGHS)

Ted 2

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No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?

Ted 2

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Okay, you ready? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. (JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court Let's go make some law now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Some law now I say we go to court! JOHN: Yes, let's go to court! TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.

Ted 2

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Yes, I remember it. Should we say it just for safety? No, that's not necessary. Say it. Just say it. Say it. I don't want to. I don't have to. Fresh cakes.

Ted 2

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You ever bring chicks up here?

Ted 2

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I'm scared, Teddy! I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up! Oh, for Christ's sake!

Ted 2

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How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?

Ted 2

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Uh, wait. Are we gonna spend the night here? Yeah, it'll be fine. We just got to find some firewood.

Ted 2

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It is the same beast, just wearing a different face, and it's happening again today.

Ted 2

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Please be seated.

I need a full report on all the placement of our merchandise. Contact Bob Jennings atJavHs“.

Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.

Johnny, wake up.

Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be any fun then, will I?

Clubber Lang.

Your neighbors called, and your air conditioner's making a loud noise so I'm supposed to check out the unit. Uh, okay. Yeah, it's around back. Okay. Um, I just may need a signature in case I got to get some parts, for the billing.

(SIGHS)

No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?

Yes, I remember it. Should we say it just for safety? No, that's not necessary. Say it. Just say it. Say it. I don't want to. I don't have to. Fresh cakes.

You ever bring chicks up here?

I'm scared, Teddy! I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up! Oh, for Christ's sake!

How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?

Uh, wait. Are we gonna spend the night here? Yeah, it'll be fine. We just got to find some firewood.

It is the same beast, just wearing a different face, and it's happening again today.