I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
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The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
Ted 2
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Fuck! Who's Superman? What? I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on!
Ted 2
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Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
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I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can and it's all up to him now.
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(SAM GRUNTING)
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Yeah, I suppose that's true.
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Let's make a baby! Let's make a baby! (EXCLAIMS) (KISSES)
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Well, if you change your mind, here's the address.
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(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
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Oh, my God! He said he'll meet with us on Friday at 9:00 a.m. at his office in New York. Is he gonna take the case? I don't want to jinx it, but I think so. Oh, my God! You hear that, Johnny? (LAUGHS) I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes! Oh, my God! We got to celebrate! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions? Fuck yeah! So first we need a historical event. Who's got an event? TED: 9/11. (STUTTERS) Okay, maybe something else. All right, let's start with a person. JOHN: Robin Williams! Okay, all right, for real, guys, for real. Who's got a person? TED: Robin Williams on 9/11. All right, we've heard from these guys. Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location. TED: The offices of Charlie Hebdo.
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I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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VVeH,notbecause I'm a junior attorney arguing her first case.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired.
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Hello. I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
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And that's all that's important.
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I would first like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury for taking time out of their busy schedules to be a part of these proceedings.
