Oh, there's one! (ALL LAUGH) TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! Eat my pussy! Have some apples! Jesus, what the hell is your problem?
Ted 2
2.1s
I said I would consider it.
Ted 2
1.6s
Oh, he's not my boyfriend.
Ted 2
2.2s
Does your dog deserve human rights?
Ted 2
7.2s
(SCOFFS) It's what this country does best. Putting different people into little groups and making them watch Tyler Perry. It's wrong!
Ted 2
10.2s
Thirty years ago, a little boy named John Bennett made a wish that his teddy bear would come to life. Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears... Yes, I'm aware of the story.
Ted 2
1.8s
Get out of the way!
Ted 2
5.2s
I... I mean, they say, uh, "Trix are for kids" in the commercials. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Ted 2
1.5s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
14s
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
13s
What the fuck did you just call me, fucker? What did you fucking say? Jesus! What the fuck? You wanna call me a whore? You wanna throw shit? Yeah, I wanna fucking throw shit! I'll fucking throw shit! (GRUNTS) Oh. VVow. There, see! How do you like that?
Ted 2
12.3s
Johnny, meet your new godson, Apollo Creed Clubber Lang. JOHN: Oh, Teddy, he's adorable. Oh! And we got something for him, too. John, show him. Oh, shit, yeah. Hold on. TAMI-LYNN: He got you something.
