Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?
Ted 2
1.5s
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Ted 2
28.7s
You two still not talking? No. Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean, how the hell do you take a broken marriage and make it work again? Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby. A baby? Uh-huh. Look at that. You see them two white niggas over there? (INDISTINCT) Yeah. What? Look at them. They're so happy. Because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggas waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on.
Ted 2
1.4s
(SAM GRUNTING)
Ted 2
2.2s
Does your dog deserve human rights?
Ted 2
7.8s
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
1.8s
I totally fucking got you!
Ted 2
7.1s
Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase? I'm telling you, Ted, y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.
Ted 2
4s
Hey, so, uh, listen, lgot, uh... I got some big news to tell ya.
Ted 2
2.7s
Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie!
Ted 2
3.8s
Well, we'll have to talk about that.
Ted 2
3.3s
You asshole! You think this shit is funny?
Ted 2
7.6s
Wait. How was the doctor in on it? They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine. So I talked him into going along with the bit. Hey, Doc, itworked out hilarious. Thanks.
Ted 2
7.4s
The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you.
Ted 2
4.4s
You could change your relationship status from "single" to "it's complicated."
Ted 2
1.4s
(FLICKING LIGHTER)
Ted 2
2.2s
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)
