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How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?

Ted 2

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Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God! I'm out. Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this. You're on your own, Danny. I can't be implicated in any of this. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?

Ted 2

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What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.

Ted 2

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Do you know how devastated I was? I put a frowny face on Facebook! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody?

Ted 2

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Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.

Ted 2

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(SCREAMING)

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(WHOOPING)

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Shut up.

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Oh.

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His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"? What? No. Well, then, what's the "F" stand for? Francis. No. It's got to be "Fuck." It must be "Fuck." It's got to be "Fuck." It has to be "Fuck." Why the hell would it be "Fuck"? Well, because otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it? Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck." Come on, read between the “nee, Sam. We “F uck.“ (LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots. Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.

Ted 2

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Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?

Ted 2

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You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.

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Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. Okay, what is it?

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(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta. Kunta Kinte.

Ted 2

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Crazy son of a bitch!

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Get out of the way!

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Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now, but yeah, this is him. Jesus! Why did you bring him here? I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast. HeY,Ted!

Ted 2

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Fresh cakes.

Ted 2

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How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?

Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God! I'm out. Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this. You're on your own, Danny. I can't be implicated in any of this. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?

What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.

Do you know how devastated I was? I put a frowny face on Facebook! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody?

Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.

(SCREAMING)

(WHOOPING)

Shut up.

Oh.

Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?

You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.

Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. Okay, what is it?

(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta. Kunta Kinte.

Crazy son of a bitch!

Get out of the way!

Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now, but yeah, this is him. Jesus! Why did you bring him here? I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast. HeY,Ted!

Fresh cakes.