All right, come in. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I love your dress.
Ted 2
6.8s
Oh, my God! Are you fucking kidding me? What? What do you mean, "What?" After hours? Jesus,Johnny, she totally wants to sleep with you.
Ted 2
3.6s
Nonetheless, I wish you all the best in your efforts.
Ted 2
15.6s
No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
Ted 2
6.2s
Hi, I'm calling for Patrick Meighan. This is Samantha Jackson. I defended Ted Clubber Lang in Ted v. Massachusetts.
Ted 2
4.2s
Twenty minutes behind the wheel. Yay! (R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
Ted 2
4s
Mr. Jessup, I can make this company a billion dollars.
Ted 2
24.4s
Oh, my God. Can we do that? Hell yeah! You know what we do? We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue the fucking government for your civil rights! Johnny, that's a great idea! Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers who gets shot in the head, then turns all retarded and nice and goes, "What we're doing is wrong." Yes. You know what, we get out there and we stick it to them good. We take that shit all the way up to Judge Judy if we have to. Yeah. But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches. Ah. Oh, we just Google "Boston lawyers."
Ted 2
4.9s
What do you wanna do now? You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did!
Ted 2
3.2s
Holy shit! You should have seen your fucking face!
Ted 2
1.7s
Who's that buttnut over there?
Ted 2
2.9s
Dear God! Dear God in heaven!
Ted 2
1.4s
Ms. Jackson?
Ted 2
3.2s
JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some fucking comedy.
Ted 2
2.7s
What are you talking about? For the sperm.
Ted 2
2.2s
And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase.
