And what is that stuffing made of? A synthetic cotton-poly blend. Is there anything else in there?
Ted 2
2.4s
I just got a call from the Labor Department.
Ted 2
1.8s
What's the difference?
Ted 2
1.5s
How are you feeling, John?
Ted 2
7.1s
Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase? I'm telling you, Ted, y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.
Ted 2
11.2s
Wish I could help you, but we're closing. Come on, one drink and I promise I won't tell anybody that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex. JOHN: Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Get off of me! Sorry, my mistake.
Ted 2
1.8s
What defines a person?
Ted 2
7.2s
That's all I want for him. Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper. Teddy, it's your turn to change him.
Ted 2
1.3s
He didn't make it.
Ted 2
21.1s
(SINGING) Hands touching hands Reaching out Touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Bah,bah,bah! Fuck!
Ted 2
1.7s
Who's that buttnut over there?
Ted 2
13.8s
One. Qne? Yeah, little fella's having his own I Am Legend in my nut sack. Oh. Can we have that one? No! Gonna need it for protein if I ever get lost at sea. Come on, guys. I mean, are we done here? I got to go.
