No, I'm... I'm nervous because of one simple word.
Ted 2
2.2s
So you don't see him as your property.
Ted 2
3.6s
"Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't.
Ted 2
2s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
1.2s
Please be seated.
Ted 2
25.1s
I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. Wait, what? Why not? Tami-Lynn, according to your test results, you're no longer fertile. What? Wait, Doc, are you sure about that? I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? I'm quite sure. Tami-Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use your ovarian canal has been somewhat compromised. What are you talking about? It looks fine. Yeah.
Ted 2
10.7s
You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.
Ted 2
5.8s
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.
Ted 2
3.7s
What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?
Ted 2
3.3s
You asshole! You think this shit is funny?
Ted 2
3.9s
And you gave up your own life to save mine.
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm so sorry, baby.
Ted 2
1.3s
Ted!
Ted 2
3.2s
I'm fine. I was thinking aboutLofi.
Ted 2
8.6s
Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. Wait, let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom?
Ted 2
5.4s
But if we suddenly decide to share that gift, where does that lead us?
