Thanks,paL Hey, you were always real to me, buddy. Even when you weren't. Congratulations, Ted.
Ted 2
1.3s
What is your name?
Ted 2
2.3s
And is that enforced by law?
Ted 2
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
9.9s
(EXHALES) Sorry, Allison. I tried. (SIGHS) It's okay. I just wish he wasn't so goddamn cute. Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's with just a splash of Grey Goose?
Ted 2
5.6s
This is quite a victory for you. Is there any statement that you'd like to make now that you're legally a person?
Ted 2
10.3s
Jesus,Johnny, you don't got to marry Allison. You just got to bang her and maybe pee on her a little. What? It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover. Yeah, I got to take a leak.
Ted 2
12.8s
I'm not into it. John, you've been saying that for over a year-and-a-half about every chick that throws herself at you. You got to get back in the game, man! No, don't start this shit, all right? Look, I wasted six years of my life with the wrong girl and I got burned. I'm not gonna make that same mistake again.
Ted 2
2.9s
MALE NARRATOR: And so our story comes to an end.
Ted 2
4.6s
I won't forget what you've done for me here today. I would prefer that you do.
Ted 2
2.8s
You do understand that I myself am not a child?
Ted 2
1.4s
Hey.
Ted 2
11.2s
Wish I could help you, but we're closing. Come on, one drink and I promise I won't tell anybody that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex. JOHN: Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Get off of me! Sorry, my mistake.
Ted 2
2s
(PRICING GUN CLICKING)
Ted 2
4s
And, um, I'm wondering, what do you think Sam Jones would say if I asked him?
Ted 2
4s
Hey, so, uh, listen, lgot, uh... I got some big news to tell ya.
Ted 2
24.2s
Oh, God, yeah. it was a frigging disaster. $250 and we didn't learn a goddamn thing. $250? Dude, that's ridiculous! I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or something? Nah, Tami-Lynn tried to sign up for Obamacare on the Internet, but I came back five minutes later, she was looking at black cocks. It seems like every time you go online, you're two clicks away from black cocks. Look. See, I'll Google "Grand Canyon." Here. Look, it says, "Did you mean black cocks?"
Ted 2
3.2s
I don't know, man. I got to do something or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)
