Thunder buddies for life. Come on. We got to get out of here before the cops show up. MALE OFFICER: All units, we have a 3-17 on Maple Drive. Area units, please respond. What's a 3-17? Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.
Ted 2
2.9s
Hey, Ted, let me ask you something. What's that?
Ted 2
4s
(JOHN GRUNTING) Oh, you've been following the case. That's great.
Ted 2
16.4s
Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now, but yeah, this is him. Jesus! Why did you bring him here? I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast. HeY,Ted!
Ted 2
11.7s
Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God! I'm out. Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this. You're on your own, Danny. I can't be implicated in any of this. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?
Ted 2
1.7s
(SCREAMING)
Ted 2
1.8s
Do you remember what it is?
Ted 2
3.7s
Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?
Ted 2
4.3s
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. Okay, what is it?
Ted 2
3.9s
You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.
Ted 2
1.8s
Get out of the way!
Ted 2
15.8s
Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out. Shits. I'm sorry. That sucks. No. I mean, we'd make it work day to day, but she was always just trying to change me into someone I'm not. And I tried, you know?
Ted 2
10s
What do you say there, happy face'? Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right. Happy guy- Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
Ted 2
1.8s
This isn't about you, Ted.
Ted 2
7.2s
That's all I want for him. Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper. Teddy, it's your turn to change him.
