Wish I could help you, but we're closing. Come on, one drink and I promise I won't tell anybody that Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex. JOHN: Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Get off of me! Sorry, my mistake.
Ted 2
1.9s
Stupid idiot.
Ted 2
1.7s
So you can go fuck yourself.
Ted 2
1.6s
So, we're gonna win this thing?
Ted 2
2.2s
Uh, not to my knowledge, no.
Ted 2
2.5s
Uh, I was able to sniff that out, yeah.
Ted 2
1.4s
(CRACKLING)
Ted 2
1.8s
What's the difference?
Ted 2
2.3s
Uh,yeah,yeah. You'll... You'll be okay.
Ted 2
2.9s
You mean it? I certainly do.
Ted 2
2.8s
You do understand that I myself am not a child?
Ted 2
5.2s
I... I mean, they say, uh, "Trix are for kids" in the commercials. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Ted 2
3.6s
Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him.
Ted 2
6.9s
And no matter how many of you smart-ass Harvard lawyers try to keep him down, you're not gonna change that. Not in our eyes. Ted is real.
Ted 2
3.6s
I'm sorry you're not who I hoped you'd be.
Ted 2
2.5s
Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.
Ted 2
4.2s
TED: Oh, my God. John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the fuck-me eyes.
