Jennifer's here. How do you know? Needy! Quit tampooning yourself and get down here. That's fucking weird. Better hurry before she gets annoyed. You always do whatJennifer tells you to do. No, I don't. It's just that I like the same things that she likes. We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs. You guys don't have anything in common. Yeah. Okay, Chip.
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What time is the show? I'll pick you up at 8:30. My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store. He seems nice. Wear something cute, okay? Okay.
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We can play Mommy and Daddy.
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Am I hurting you? Am I too big?
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What? Are you scared? I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit. Here you go.
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Do you even know my last name? Silly. I've been sending you signals all year.
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Couldn't you tell? You give me such a wettie.
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No, baby. This is our house, just for you and me.
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Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.
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Nice hardware, ace.
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Tower One isn't full enough. Those guys are rank, Jen. Just forget about it. You know what? I think the lead singer wants me. Only because he thinks that you're a virgin. I heard them talking. What? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. And by the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas. Oh, my God.
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Chip was right. Melody Lane is definitely not a club. Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. As they come around the corner- All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. d You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground d d You stay up, you won't come down d I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. Hey, Jennifer. You look really pretty. What up, Craig? He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. Swing and miss.
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Maroon 5. Okay. That's what I thought. Go and fetch me the ritual, brother.
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Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone.
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What? What? What?
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Guess who's got the whip until 11:30. A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. Oh, hi, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here. - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. Fuck you. Let's go to the club. Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. Eat my ass, Chip. You're justJell-O 'cause you're not invited. I'm notJell-O. That place is disgusting. Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totallyJell-O. You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself.