Who do you have to screw round here... to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
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OK. What's next? - The President's visit. Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be... a difficult one to play. Alex. There's a strong feeling in the party... we mustn't allow ourselves to be bullied... like the last government. - Here, here. This is our first really important test, let's take a stand. Right. Right. I understand that... but I have decided... not to. Not this time. Let's not forget that America... is the most powerful country in the world. I'm not going to act like a petulant child.
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This is Terence. He's in charge. Morning, sir. Good morning. I had an uncle called Terence. Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you. This is Pat. - Hello, Pat. Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper. Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot. No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife. And this is Natalie. She's new, like you. Hello, Natalie. - Hello, David. I mean, sir. Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said 'shit'. Twice. I'm so sorry, sir. You could've said 'fuck'... and we'd have been in real trouble. Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day. Oh, piss it. Right, I'll get my things... and then let's fix the country, shall we? Yeah, I can't see why not.
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I'm afraid you did it again, Bill. It's just I know the old version... so well, you know. Well, we all do. That's why we're making the new version. Right, OK, let's go.
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Thank you.
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I feel it in my fingers In my fingers I feel it in my toes Feel it in my toes, yeah Love is all ar... Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.
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Karen, it's me again. I'm sorry, I literally don't have... anybody else to talk to.
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Ah. Natalie. - Sir.
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OK, you can stop there. Thanks. I need a couple of orange gels. By the way, he introduced me as John... but everyone calls me Jack. Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack. He got me right, though. I'm just Judy. Great, Just Judy...
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No surprises? - No surprises. Not like the stag night? - Unlike the stag night. You admit the prostitutes were a mistake? I do. And it would've been much better... if they'd not turned out to be men? That is true.
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So what's this big news? We've been given our parts in the nativity play... and I'm the lobster. The lobster? - Yeah. In the nativity play? - Yeah. First Lobster. There was more than one lobster present... at the birth of Jesus? Duh.
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It's all right. - Did you see what I did? Yes, I did. - I just went 'blurh'. Hello there. - I'm right over here. Yeah, I'm in here. OK. Good. Thank you. Ah.
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Start again.
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You know, erm... being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. Thank you, sir. I'll think about it. Do. The SAS are absolutely charming. Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away.
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Did you have this kind of problem? Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx. So, let's go. We can definitely crack this. Remember, I was a kid once, too. So, come on, it's someone at school. Right? Yeah. - Uh-huh. Good, good. And what does she, he, feel about you? SHE doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school. And everyone worships her because she's heaven. Good. Good. Well, basically you're fucked, aren't you?
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Three illegitimate but charming children? No. I've just split up with my boyfriend, so I'm back with my mum and dad for a while. Ah. Sorry. - No, it's fine. I'm well shot of him. He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon? He said no one'd fancy a girl... with thighs the size of tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end. No.
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God, I'm so late. It's just round the corner, you'll make it. You sure you don't mind me going without you? No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten. I love you. - I know. I love you even when you're sick... and look disgusting. I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it. Right. Did I mention that I love you? Yes, you did. Get out, loser.