OK, you can stop there. Thanks. I need a couple of orange gels. By the way, he introduced me as John... but everyone calls me Jack. Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack. He got me right, though. I'm just Judy. Great, Just Judy...
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No surprises? - No surprises. Not like the stag night? - Unlike the stag night. You admit the prostitutes were a mistake? I do. And it would've been much better... if they'd not turned out to be men? That is true.
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So what's this big news? We've been given our parts in the nativity play... and I'm the lobster. The lobster? - Yeah. In the nativity play? - Yeah. First Lobster. There was more than one lobster present... at the birth of Jesus? Duh.
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It's all right. - Did you see what I did? Yes, I did. - I just went 'blurh'. Hello there. - I'm right over here. Yeah, I'm in here. OK. Good. Thank you. Ah.
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Start again.
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You know, erm... being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. Thank you, sir. I'll think about it. Do. The SAS are absolutely charming. Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away.
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Did you have this kind of problem? Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx. So, let's go. We can definitely crack this. Remember, I was a kid once, too. So, come on, it's someone at school. Right? Yeah. - Uh-huh. Good, good. And what does she, he, feel about you? SHE doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school. And everyone worships her because she's heaven. Good. Good. Well, basically you're fucked, aren't you?
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Three illegitimate but charming children? No. I've just split up with my boyfriend, so I'm back with my mum and dad for a while. Ah. Sorry. - No, it's fine. I'm well shot of him. He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon? He said no one'd fancy a girl... with thighs the size of tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end. No.
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God, I'm so late. It's just round the corner, you'll make it. You sure you don't mind me going without you? No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten. I love you. - I know. I love you even when you're sick... and look disgusting. I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it. Right. Did I mention that I love you? Yes, you did. Get out, loser.
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Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
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Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
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Thank you. - Thank you. Looking for anything in particular, sir? Yes. That necklace there, how much is it? It's 270.
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Right.
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Morning, my future wife.
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Your eyes tell me how you want me I can feel it in your heartbeat You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter Oh baby I'll take you down, I'll take you down Where no one's ever gone before And if you want more If you want more, more, more Then jump for my love Jump in And feel my touch Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night Then jump for my love I know my heart I know my heart can make you happy Jump in You know these arms can fill you up Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night Then jump for my love
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OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place. Great. I've got Juliet on the other line, she wants to ask you a favour. OK, fine. - Thanks and, er, be nice. I'm always nice. 'You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly. ' I'm always... - 'Mark? ' Hi. How was the honeymoon? It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff. So, what can I do for you? - 'It's only a tiny favour. ' I've just tried the wedding video... and it's a disaster. 'It's come out all blue and wibbly. ' I'm sorry. I remember you filming a lot... and I wondered if I could look at it. To be honest, I didn't really... Please. All I want is one shot of me... in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise. I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it, so don't get any hopes up. 'Must go. ' Any progress with our matchmaking plans? No. I've done fuck-all and never will... because he's too good for me. How true.
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This is Carla. She's real friendly. Hello, you must be Tony. I heard you were gorgeous. God only knows what I'd be without you...
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God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows what I'd be without you... God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face. God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you...