There'd better not be eels in here. Try not to disturb the eels. Oh, what the hell is that?
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Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.
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It's just such a ridiculous waste. And now if it's going to ruin Sam's life as well...
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God, come on, get a grip. You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
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Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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I'm afraid that there's something... really wrong, you know? I mean, clearly it's about his mum... but Christ, he might be injecting heroin... into his eyeballs for all I know. At the age of 11? Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins. The problem is his mum... always used to talk to him, you know, and...
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Good night. - Good night.
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Er, bella.
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I think she's ten years too young... to remember a footballer called Eusebio. And 'molto bueno' is Spanish. Right. Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
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Unfortunately, she cannot speak French, just like you. She's Portuguese. Ah, ah, buongiorno. Eusebio, er, er... Er, molto bueno...
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Erm. Would you like the last, er...? Thank you very much but no. If you saw my sister, you'd understand why. That's all right, more for me. Just don't go eating it all yourself, you're getting chubbier every day. I'm very lucky I've got a constitution... where I never put on weight.
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Bello.
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Good luck, kiddo.
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Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught... your cold English wife how to feel. Did she? Oh, well, that's good, I must write to her and say thanks. Which doll for Daisy's friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite... or the one that looks like a dominatrix? 'It's almost enough... to make you feel patriotic, 'so here's one... for our arse-kicking prime minister. 'A golden oldie for a golden oldie. ' Hold me I'll give you all that you need Wrap your love around me You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter Oh baby I'll take you down, I'll take you down Where no one's ever gone before And if you want more If you want more, more, more Jump for my love Jump in And feel my touch Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then Jump for my love I'll take you down, I'll take you down Where no one's ever gone... Yeah, erm, Mary, can we move the Japanese... ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow? Certainly, sir. - Terrific. Thanks so much.
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Er, yes, Peter. Mr President, has it been a good visit? Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for... and our special relationship is still very special. Prime Minister? I love that word 'relationship'. Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on... the President taking what he wants... and casually ignoring all those things... that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that. Mr President.
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The trouble with being the Prime Minister's... sister is it puts your life into perspective. What did my brother do today? He fought for his country. What did I do? I made a papier-mach� lobster head. What is this we're listening to? Joni Mitchell. I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell. I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.
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Ah, er... Thr iller... crime... Sim. Crime. Crime, murder. Frightening? Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary. And, er, sometimes not. Mainly scary how bad the writing is.