Okay. Get on the ground. We've got what you want. Can't you just let us go? I said, "On the ground!" You too, playboy, get over there. Get on the ground. KIDNAPPER 2: Yeah. KIDNAPPER: None of that child pose shit, either. The Bulgarian's gonna kill me, probably you guys, too. Why did you come here? Because you're my brother, and I can't just let you die, even though you might deserve it. You're unbelievable, you know that? You've always been a better person than me. You gotta shut up. Okay? Listen. I'm a fraud, Max. I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship. What? Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. I mean, I even took five grand every time we played Monopoly before we even started playing the game. I cheated at the Game of Life. And at the game of life. You son of a bitch. - You son of a bitch! - Yo, sit down. - What about you, Princess? - I don't have anything. But it didn't stop there, because when we grew up, Max, you went off to college, and I... You got a career, you... You married the greatest girl in the world. I knew I couldn't keep up with that success. So I... I told everyone that I got a job on Wall Street. And I did. Selling coke to traders.
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I...
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So, you don't wanna have a baby, so we can do more shit like that?
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Hold on. I'm not an expert, but these gems look plastic to me. "Made in China." Is this thing not even real? Maybe just that sticker was made in China. - Let's let them talk. - MAX: Can I see? KEVIN: Hey, why would The Bulgarian ask Brooks to bring him a fake egg? Uh, I don't think he wanted an egg at all. I think he wanted what was inside the egg.
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I've duped you all. MICHELLE: Wha... Hold on a second. Are you telling me that this whole thing was a game? (BOTH GRUNTING) - (SCREAMS) - What? What? - They, they... - SARAH: Shit! I'm sorry. They got up. They got up. When I learned you stopped inviting me to your game nights, I hijacked Brooks' murder mystery party and I staged a kidnapping of my own. You gotta be kidding me. What better way to prove my worth as a game night participant? Well, what about these dudes? Are they actors? Oh, no. They're... They're felons. Felons? I was able to shave some time off of their parole in exchange for this little side project. - We square now? - Thank you, gentlemen. That lady hit me with the car. Hey, what the hell kinda psycho are you? You put us through all this, just for your own amusement? No, no. Just the opposite. For your amusement. Did everyone have fun? - ALL: No! No. - RYAN: Yeah. No. - No fun! I got shot! - By me! I don't see how that's possible. My men were using blanks. Well, that was my gun. It was a real gun. So, this whole thing, the Faberge egg, The Bulgarian. That was you?
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ANNIE: Gary! SARAH: Hello? I need an ambulance. Officer down. - ANNIE: Oh, shit! - MAX: Hang in there, pal. Hang on, hang on, pal. Hang on. You're gonna be all right. We're gonna get you to a hospital. Okay, look at me. Gary, look. You have got a lot to live for, okay? Do I? - MAX: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - ANNIE: Yeah. I have no wife. - No friends. - MAX: That's not true. No, don't say that. You got us. We're your friends. You've got us. You don't even like spending time with me. Yes, we do. We just... We've been a little selfish, that's all. - Right, right. - I'm sorry about that. - (GROANS) - Oh, God. Oh, God. - (WEAKLY) Bastian. - MAX: Huh? Someone please take care of Bastian. Gary, you are gonna take care of Bastian yourself, okay? Listen. As soon as you get out of the hospital, you're gonna come to every single game night we have.
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Don't... MAX: Yeah? Don't you ever exclude me again. - Never exclude you again, pal. - ANNIE: No.
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Okay, okay. What's our plan? (STAMMERS) I have one idea. It's so crazy, though, baby, it just might work. You're gonna crash the car into the plane, like Liam Neeson in Taken 3? He did that in Taken 3, huh?
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Wait, wait. Um... You don't have to do this. I have kids at home. Not with that ass you don't. Oh. Well... Thank you. You're welcome. (BOTH GRUNTING) - (ENGINE POWERS UP) - Shit!
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You've lost me. The egg, the WITSEC list? It's all you. All part of your game?
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Turn. Turn, turn, turn. Turn. On. Turn on. Turn on what? Turn on what?
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Is everyone okay? RON: No, no. I'm not okay, Glenda! I have a throbbing headache, and they took the host! - Who took him? - Kidnappers! Real ones! Dangerous fucking criminals!
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(ANNIE PANTING)
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(GASPS) (BANGING ON DOOR)
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No. No. Is that the fruit you were thinking about? Mmm-mmm. That's not the fruit. No. Hey, thanks for the assist. Yeah. I don't even know why I really did it. (CHUCKLES) Do you think it's 'cause you're falling for me? (BOTH LAUGH)
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KIDNAPPER: You tell anyone we were coming here? MAX: No. I've got your egg. - You do? - Yeah, but we broke it. - What? - Well, it was a fake. But we have the list of names that was inside. That's what you wanted, right?
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And that's how you get the drop on someone! MAX: Oh, my God!