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ANNIE: I'm sorry. Now, the Bulgarian's guys have Brooks, and the only way to save him is to get that egg from this Marlon Freeman guy. I can't believe your brother's been lying to us this whole time. He's even cooler than we thought. Honey, I think you sewed my arm to my sleeve. I didn't even know Morgan Freeman collected Faberge eggs. Aren't those worth millions of dollars? It's Marlon Freeman, but that's just an alias. Somehow, we gotta find out his real name, find out his address. - Police computer. - MAX: What do you mean? I once dated this girl whose father was a cop. She showed me her dad's police computer. It has a database with every known alias on it. I bet we could find Marlon Wayans' real name on it. So, if we called her up, would she let you go on her dad's computer? No. No way! That ended badly. So, how are we gonna get into a police computer without the cops knowing? - Billy Bob Thornton! - MICHELLE: What? - What? - You slept with - Billy Bob, didn't you? - Hang on, hang on! I know where we can get on a police computer.
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- So, who's next? - I'll go. - ALL: Yeah! - MAX: Go, baby. MICHELLE: Nice try, Gary. And go! ANNIE: Uh... - MAX: It's a rock. - MICHELLE: A bean? A rock! - A ball? - MAX: That's a... - Burger. Is that a burger? - RYAN: Football! MAX: No, oh, that's a dinner roll, right? - A bun! - MICHELLE: Bread? Is it a bun? Looks like a bun. SARAH: French loaf? Is this a motion picture? MAX: A bun is in a house. On a train. GARY: Are we supposed to announce it? - SARAH: Microwave? - MAX: It's being cooked. It's in an oven. Bun in the oven! - SARAH: Yes, yes, yes! - (KEVIN LAUGHS) Wait. What? Yes.
Game Night
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Uh, what? I used to think that I wanted Brooks' life, but, you know, turns out he was just... You're a loser. He's a loser. Uh, guilty. But us making a family? That's not pellets. That's the fruit. That's fruit, it's fruit. Wait. What's going on? Plus, think about all the dum-dums that have kids, right? And think about how much better our kid is gonna be than their kids. It's gonna beat their kids at everything. It's taken you this long to see that? Our baby is gonna crush every other baby. I'm sorry, that's right. And not in that peak-too-early, you know, kid actor kind of way. Mmm-mmm. No. We will parcel out his or her gifts over time. - Absolutely. - Yes. We gotta teach it Mandarin right away. 'Cause China's the future. - It sure is. - Yeah. - You're the future. - Oh, my God.
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