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- Goddamn! - Mmm-hmm. Look, don't beat yourself up about it, okay? There is some good news. (IMITATES DENZEL WASHINGTON) If you wanna get with Denzel, he's standing right here! (LAUGHS) Because the real Denzel ain't got shit on me! (BOTH LAUGHING) Honey, how does this monster have five kids? We don't get to have one. Well, his wife looks like she's about 15. Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine. Right, right. No, I know, honey. We're just gonna... We're gonna keep plugging away until something sticks, okay? Gee, you really sound like a guy who wants to have a kid. Well, you know, I'm just... I'm a little distracted right now, honey, as you might imagine. Look, if you're not into this, you kinda gotta tell me. Listen. I wanna have a baby, but how do I explain this? Um... Do you remember how we used to play Pac-Man at Fisker Lanes and we could play all night? Do you remember this one time, I made it all the way up to level 86, - and you were not too far behind, right? - 85, but... And then I kicked your ass at Galaga. - So anyway, what is the point? - Mmm... Anyway. Do you remember how we stayed alive so long? All we did was we ate the pellets. We never ate the fruit because the fruit is how they get you.
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I should go check on him. - (ALL EXCLAIM) - I think he's fine. - He cried out. - SARAH: Tell me about Debbie. I beg your pardon. Oh, just, I... I never met her. I'd love to hear all about her. Where do I begin? All right, you wanna take a bath? We'll take a little bath. There we go. Okay. All right. Here we go.
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