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You didn't invest in Panera? I ate at Panera. Jesus Christ. KIDNAPPER 2: What's going on? But that's why I've been trying to make it up to you. That's what this whole game night was about. See, I had it rigged so that you'd finally win. The last clue was gonna lead you... Your jacket pocket.
Game Night
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Well done, honey. I'm gonna have a Harvey Wallbanger. Okay? Appreciate it. Jesus! Did you see that look? Guy doesn't know what's going on. Think you stumped him. Some regional theater hack. - (LAUGHS) - Huh? - Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it? - Yeah. It's nice to get out of the house. You know, we're not gonna be able to do stuff like this if we have kids. - What? - Yeah. - Why not? - Well, I don't know. I was thinking about it. Remember Dan and Linda? Remember how much time we used to spend with them? Just tons of fun, and then they had those twins. Boom! Off the grid, right? Last time we saw them was their Christmas card with the wonky kids on it. Yeah, I love those Christmas cards. They look so happy. But you know what I mean. - We don't see 'em. - BARTENDER: Vodka tonic.
Game Night
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"Dennis" isn't a word. Yeah, it is. It's my daddy's name, so... These are the elite, the very best, the... Oh, oh. White people! - What? - Oh, Jesus. Okay, unlike you psychos, I don't give a shit about winning game night. I don't need that validation. But you do need the validation of dating Instagram models? Absolutely. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not like you, Michelle. We didn't all meet our soulmate when we were 10 years old. Fourteen. - Oh, sorry. - Fourteen. And we didn't get married until we were 19. - See, that's gross. - You know what, Ryan? I hope one day you get to meet a lovely, young lady. So you can love her as much as I love my sweet baby right here. Yes, find her. Look how cute this... - Hey, look at this. - So much love. Let's look at him when we do it. - Hey, everybody. - MICHELLE: Find the love! Grab your drinks. Let's go play, come on. Dude, do you know what rich people are doing on their game nights these days? MAX: What's that? - Fight clubs. - What? I just read about 'em. They pay poor people to fight each other, and then they bet on the winner. - No, that's not a real thing. - Yes, it is! If you can have anything you want in this world, you have to raise the stakes or life gets boring. The Kennedys used to have fight clubs at their compound. Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading BuzzFeed every second of the damn day. How about some Charades? Should we start with Charades? - RYAN: Let's go! - MICHELLE: Yeah! It's been a while, huh? Do you wanna wait for Brooks? I don't think we need to. No, he's late. Wait, hold up. - Brooks is in town? - MAX: Yeah. I thought he was working in Europe. He was, yeah. He's apparently back for some business. Haven't seen him yet. - But we can get started. - Yeah! MAX: Who wants to start? Who are you guys talking about? Max's brother. He's this super successful venture capitalist. KEVIN: Yeah, he was the first to invest in Panera Bread, you know? The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea. - A lot of investors. - KEVIN: Yeah. He's like the Mark Wahlberg to Max's Donnie. Well... Which is a huge compliment because Donnie was fucking great in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he? He was. Was he in The Sixth Sense? He sure is, yeah. You know who is not in The Sixth Sense? Mark Wahlberg. Mark would never take a role that small.
Game Night