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That's a miracle pill? The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency. And you shouldn't go in swimming after for at least, what? - An hour. A good hour. Yeah. - Yeah, an hour. - Thank you for everything. - Okay.

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- Now, I'll need a sword eventually. - Why? You can't even lift one. True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it?

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Stand your ground!

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He is, huh? I'll take a look. Bring him in.

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- Bye-bye, boys. - Have fun storming the castle. - Think it'll work? - It would take a miracle. - Bye-bye! - Bye!

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In the Pit of Despair.

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This is not fair. Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"? I mean, he didn't mean dead. Westley's only faking, right? You want me to read this or not? - Who gets Humperdinck? - I don't understand. Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end. Somebody's gotta do it. Is it Inigo? Who? Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives. You mean he wins? Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for? You know, you've been very sick, and you're taking this story very seriously. I think we ought to stop now. No, I-I'm okay. I'm okay. Sit down. I'm all right. Okay. All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh, yes.

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What? What? Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!

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I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

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Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad. - I'm on the brute squad. - You are the brute squad. We need a miracle. It's very important. Look, I'm retired. And besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. He's already dead.

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I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.

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Inigo, there's more than 30. What's the difference?

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Hey! Hello in there! Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?

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Mawidge.

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If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. Where did we put that wheelbarrow the Albino had? Over the Albino, I think. Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. There we cannot help you. Will this do? - Where did you get that? - At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. All right, all right. Come on. Help me up.

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Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

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Well, the Montoyas have never taken defeat easily. - Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body. - The body?

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You don't seem excited, my little muffin.

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