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I just figured why you give me so much trouble.

The Princess Bride

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Well, if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. - You're that smart? - Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? - Yes. - Morons. Really?

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I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.

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Three years he said that. "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight. Anything anyone would teach me. And Roberts and I eventually became friends. - And then it happened. - What?

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It's not that bad. I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

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I love Westley. I always have.

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I swear it will be done.

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I would not say such things if I were you!

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Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad. - I'm on the brute squad. - You are the brute squad. We need a miracle. It's very important. Look, I'm retired. And besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. He's already dead.

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What? What? Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!

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Go away!

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I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.

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True love. True love. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that. Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT... mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said. He distinctly said, "To blave." And as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." Huh? So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated... Liar! Liar! Liar! - Get back, witch! - I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore. - You never had it so good. - "True love." He said "true love," Max. - Don't say another word, Valerie. - My God, he's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered. Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name! - What, Humperdinck? - Aaah! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! - Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! - I'm not listening! True love lies expiring, and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help. - Nobody's hearing nothing. - Humperdinck! Humperdinck! This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding. - Humperdinck! - Shut up! Wait, wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers? Humiliations galore. That is a noble cause. Give me the 65. I'm on the job. Whoo-hoo!

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Inigo, there's more than 30. What's the difference?

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I'll say. How do I find the count? Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do we escape?

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- Don't pester him. He's had a hard day. - Right. Right. Sorry.

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Thank you. Now, there may be problems once we're inside.

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You don't seem excited, my little muffin.

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I just figured why you give me so much trouble.

Well, if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. - You're that smart? - Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? - Yes. - Morons. Really?

I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.

Three years he said that. "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight. Anything anyone would teach me. And Roberts and I eventually became friends. - And then it happened. - What?

It's not that bad. I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

I love Westley. I always have.

I swear it will be done.

I would not say such things if I were you!

Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad. - I'm on the brute squad. - You are the brute squad. We need a miracle. It's very important. Look, I'm retired. And besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. He's already dead.

What? What? Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!

Go away!

I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.

Inigo, there's more than 30. What's the difference?

I'll say. How do I find the count? Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do we escape?

- Don't pester him. He's had a hard day. - Right. Right. Sorry.

Thank you. Now, there may be problems once we're inside.

You don't seem excited, my little muffin.