At the Bar Mitzvah, I read from the Torah, and then I make a speech and suddenly, I become a man. I could think of funner ways to become a man. - "More fun" you mean. - Oh, shit.
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They slice the tip of his dick off. But then Stan will have nothing left! - That's true. - Wait up, you guys! Hey, Stan, what happens at the Bar Mitzvah, anyways?
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Think they'll sign my yearbook? "Dear Richie, sorry for taking a hot, steaming dump in your backpack last March. "Have a good summer."
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Best feeling ever. Yeah? Try tickling your pickle for the first time.
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And Stan has to take this super Jewy test. But how's it work?
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Guys, we have the Barrens.
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Look at me, son.
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Look at me!
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Billy!
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Yeah.
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Sorry, Bill. She's missing.
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She's not dead. She's missing.
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You think they'll actually find her? Sure. In a ditch. All decomposed, covered in worms and maggots. Smelling like Eddie's mom's underwear. Shut up! That's freaking disgusting.
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I don't know. As if Betty Ripsom's been hiding in Home Ec. for the last few weeks.
