No. I'd buy them all a bouquet of hand jobs. Of course I fucking would!
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Say "fuck" for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go. One, two, three. F... F... F... Fuck. Wow! Enjoy hell, swamp mouth. [CHUCKLES]
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Cell 04 located.
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I wonder what gang I'll be in. Yeah! Is there, like, a Sorting Hat? [MOUTHS] Hi.
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[COCKS GUN]
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Nobody's gonna sacrifice anything for me.
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1.5s
Hello, Russell.
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3.5s
Never. The industry discriminates.
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Mmm. No, I can feel it now. Here it comes, yeah. I feel the soul exiting the husk. Yeah.
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Fuck superheroes. The thing that pisses me off the most... I never stood up for myself in there.
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1.5s
DOMINO: You're doing great.
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He wasn't too happy about that.
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[GUNSHOT] And give me back my Skee-Ball token.
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Got 'em. God, Russell. I have a mission. To get my revenge. I'm going to burn that headmaster alive. You're not the revenge type. Take it from a friend. Friend? You were sick, and I protected you. You said it yourself. "I'm not your friend. Find someone stronger." So I did. [GRUNTS] Russell, I couldn't protect you back then. But I can now. What do you want me to say, huh? "I care about you"? 'Cause goddamn it, I care about you, Russell. What's Juggernaut got that I don't have? Don't you say legs! I know you're gonna say legs! Legs! Still hurts to hear out loud!
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DEADPOOL: I made mistakes! I wanna take them back! You trusted me. I took that trust... and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. The one in Minneapolis. You know the one. But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit. I was once an X-Man. Trainee!
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All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption! Let's see your soul, perv! No, no! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him. The day of reckoning is here!
