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So, what's it gonna be, handsome? Give me a chance to save him. What? You said... once he kills someone, he gets a taste for it. If we can get to him before that happens... promise you'll give me a chance to put him on a different path. Define "chance." I don't know. How long does it take to save someone's soul? That's not... I'll give you 30 seconds. What? No! Best I can do. Take it or leave it.
Deadpool 2
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DEADPOOL: Peter! Whoo! X-Force! Walk away! Just walk away! But we're X-Force! Nope! We're not. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives... to keep Josh Brolin employed. It doesn't exist. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! And I need to feed my cat! Go home, Sugarbear. Go home. Okay. Will you give Domino my email?
Deadpool 2
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I'm sorry. Shot after shot, it's not gonna change the fact that I think you're... Are you pissing? Are you urinating right now? You're making the face that you make when you urinate. Is he pissing? I'm on it! There you go, Dopinder. If you want to be a contract killer... you gotta handle a mop before you handle a gun. Although I don't quite understand how they are at all similar. 'Cause I could shove either one up your ass and kill you. Now, leave me. I get it.
Deadpool 2
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We're no longer accepting applications for X-Force, unfortunately. Even if we were... there's a wind advisory in effect until at least... We don't have a lot of time. Your friend's about to make his first kill. No offense, but if you know so much... why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler. I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Well. That's just lazy writing. Your boy's gonna kill the headmaster of the orphanage tonight. After that, he gets a real taste for it. Like 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst, motherfucker! So he keeps killing... and killing, and killing, and killing. [GUNS COCKING] Until one day, he kills the wrong fucking people.
Deadpool 2
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My name's Rusty, but I go by Shatterstar. BOTH: That's good, yeah. "Rusty" is terrible.Toughie. So, uh, where are you from? The planet Mojo World. So you're an alien, I guess. Bad name. How does that, uh, help us? I'm basically better than you at everything. Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman. Isn't that Canada? You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
Deadpool 2
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You remind me of my wife. I'm sorry. I said, "You remind me of my wife." No, I'm sorry that you said that... while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. CABLE: She always struggled. But she was funny... and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Something I could never master.
Deadpool 2
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MAN: Hey! Asshole! DOMINO: Where is he? I can't see him. DEADPOOL: He's on top of you. He's tearing you open! He's going in through the back! Oh, God, he's inside! You hear yourself, right? DEADPOOL: Accidental double entendres! Russell! Russell Collins! DEADPOOL: Hands off that kid, John Connor!
Deadpool 2