Whoa! Are you a superhero? Fucking A, sweetie. What's your name? Captain Delicious Pants. Who's Captain Delicious Pants?
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I'm terribly sorry for your loss, Wade.
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INSTRUCTOR: We have 8 weeks of boot camp ahead of us, men. That'll get us toned and prepared for all manner of combat.
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[SIRENS APPROACHING]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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WADE: Ness?
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Oh, Jesus Christ! I thought you were gonna kiss me for a second there. Please know I wouldn't be able to stop you if you did. Wade, whoever they are... we track them down and bring them to justice. It was me. I'm the asshole who got away. I killed every last one of them, except me. Couldn't kill me. We were gonna start a family. We were, uh... [SNIFFLES] [CLEARS THROAT] We were gonna be a family.
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[ESCAPECONTINUES PLAYING ON RADIO]
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[MOUTHING] Fuck. [MOUTHING] Fuck you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me... it's dust bunny season... and I'm hunting wabbits.
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You know, historically, mischief has been my mistress... so I understand, you know. But I like to think... that you guys have really rubbed off on me. I like to think that I've rubbed off around you, too.
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Who is he talking to? And why is he dressed like a registered sex offender? Can we focus for a moment, ladies? Please, we need to talk about next month's meal plan. Obviously, everyone hated the ceviche. I read the suggestion box. I'm gonna stop you right there. I see through this weak act. You may have fooled Colossus with this nice guy shit... but not me. Don't be mean. Back off, NTW. No, no, no. Let her go. Let her go, it's okay. She has a right to be skeptical. Look at me. I'm an easy target.