Domino, mind slowing us down? [SIGHS] Here goes nothing. [HORN HONKING]
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Whoo!
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I love dubstep! [DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYING]
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DOMINO: Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in. DEADPOOL: Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked! No, we most certainly are not fucked. [CARS HORNS HONKING] [BRAKES SCREECHING] DEADPOOL: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? It's just it's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist... came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
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Another disgusting minority off the streets. We'll sleep well tonight. Let's get a bagel. [TASER CRACKLING] [GROANING] Nighty-night, you annoying prick!
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There's nothing I can't kill. Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything, son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.
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What is that? That's not a real rope! You get back here, young man! [SIRENS WAILING]
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[WHISPERS] Love you!
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[CHILD SINGING]
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My people.
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You time-sliding son of a bitch! You did this for me? Wait. You can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl, your wife? Now, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while... and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. No. You did it for me. No, I didn't. You did. I really didn't. Pretty sure you did. No, I'm positive I didn't. Fine. All right, let's flip a coin. Okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me. I'm not even gonna look, because you did it for me. Say it again. He did it for me. CABLE: Jesus. We must get the collar off. Forget it. It's no use. These collars don't just come off. Wade. I have an idea. No, no, no! Let's not do that. Please! I'd rather die of cancer. Let's just... Oh, God! They do say the pen is grosser than the sword. [COLLAR BUZZING] RUSSELL: We need the code. Try, uh, seven? DEADPOOL: Settle down, Captain Lucky. It's not gonna be one number. Oh, God, that's lazy writing.
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Kiss me like you miss me, Red. Well, come here. Don't fuck Elvis. Ooh, too late. I'm sorry?
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God, you're a douche. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! [WE BELONGPLAYING]