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[WADE COUGHS] Well, hello there, new fish. It's nice to see some fresh faces around here. [COUGHS] I've done some light catalog work... but, really, modeling is just a stepping stone to acting. I was talking to him.Oh. Have we met? I can't place your mustache. Black Tom Cassidy. White Wade Wilson. What's your superpower? Cultural appropriation? You're supposed to be the toughest cunt in here. You don't look like much to me. First rule of the yard, fuckface... find the biggest guy and make him your... [GROANS] [INMATES EXCLAIM]
Deadpool 2
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Number one, I'm gonna bend something. Something that was not meant to bend. I'm gonna stop you right there because I'm not gonna make it to two. I won't even make it to one. I don't do well with pain, you know. If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day. I cried when they canceled Felicity. When I get really scared, I get nervous erections. I have one right now. Don't look. It'll only make it worse. I don't want you to hurt me, and I'll tell you anything you wanna know. Except for where they are. Russell's in a convoy heading southbound on Gerry Duggan Parkway. The monster's with them. I wouldn't fuck with him. DEADPOOL: You all know the plan. Intercept the convoy, grab the boy. But not inappropriately! WEASEL: You know what, I wouldn't fuck with Deadpool either. Because he's built a team. He's unstoppable. He has an ass pen. He'll stab you with it. Watch out for this guy, Cable! He's very short, 5'11". Not like in the comics. And if we succeed, we all go home early. WEASEL: So if you go after them, Cable, I warn you... there's a wind advisory in effect.
Deadpool 2