Hey, Mac, Kelly. What's up? We hate to be these guys, but do you mind just, like, kind of... Just keep it down. Just a little bit. A little bit. The music? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just a tiny bit. First off, my bad. Yo, guys! Music check! We have neighbors, for Christ's sake! Come on. Thank you. That's a big bong. Is that a two-story bong? I really appreciate you guys coming by. Out of control. Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much. That's all we wanted. Cool. Great.
Neighbors
5.4s
I'm talking even bigger than last year's White Trash Bash. No, no, no!
Neighbors
3.5s
The year is 1985!
Neighbors
24.3s
Welcome to the lion's den, my friend. Yes! This is my room. Off limits during parties. This is where we keep all the important shit. Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles. Those things are always fucking disappearing. Yeah, dude. My bros is always stealing my paddies. Right? What the fuck? Holy shit! That's a lot of fireworks. Can we light some of those off right now? No. Man, literally, the last time we lit those off, we burned the house down.
Neighbors
14.6s
It's a really romantic story. Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this. Because soon, you fucking blink, and you're the oldest guy at the party, and it's terrible. You don't seem old.
Neighbors
5s
So many party inventions. So many party discoveries.
Neighbors
1.6s
Check this out. Watch the yard.
Neighbors
1.8s
"Where is she?"
Neighbors
1.2s
Ready? Yeah.
Neighbors
2.2s
Wait. Wait.
Neighbors
1.4s
Yeah.
Neighbors
6.2s
That's a weird phone! No, it's my baby monitor. You should look, you can see her. Aw!
Neighbors
46.2s
Michael Keaton's Batman was like, "Hey, I'm Batman." "No! Hey, I'm Batman!" "No, dude, no. I'm Batman. This is what Batman sounds like." "I'm counting on it!" "No, I'm counting on it. I'm Batman." We actually met in college. Yeah. Aw! Yeah, I was here for an exchange program. I was only supposed to stay a semester, but then he convinced me to hang around. Aw! Yeah. What's cool is we're almost roommates. Dude, we are almost roommates. Our rooms are, like, 10 feet away from each other. Dude, we can have walkie-talkies, actually. It would just work all the time. It would be awesome. Let's get walkie-talkies and talk to each other all the time. Walkie-talkies and earpieces and shit. Oh, my God. That would be so dope. It'd be so fun. So, how did you meet Teddy? I saw him. He saw me.
Neighbors
2.5s
It's not funny. That was really bad.
Neighbors
6.9s
Oh, no, no. The monitor is not working. I gotta get back. Gotta get back, gotta get back. I'm gonna throw up. Whoa...
Neighbors
6.5s
Slow down. What the fuck is gonna happen? I've been doing mushrooms since before the fucking Internet existed.
Neighbors
23s
Look, man, we're sorry. You were being noisy. We tried to call you. I don't know what to say. We called you five times, you didn't answer us. You made a promise to me last night. We were pissing. We crossed streams. Don't worry about it, you know? "Hey, I'm Batman." You know? Right? No, we're done with that, bro. We're still cool, man. We're still cool. We're sorry. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Hey, come on. Wait, let's just...