Just stop. Look, you just take these spy glasses. They look totally like normal glasses. You wear them into the frat house. Teddy's gonna start pushing you around and fucking with you, like he always does. Like I've seen him do a million times. At that moment, you just push back. Okay? Just push back. The rest will take care of itself. He'll haze the fucking shit out of you. It'll all get caught on this camera.
Neighbors
9.2s
- I'm in! - Yes! Nice! Nice! Great! Awesome, awesome! What's the plan? Okay, okay. We've been thinking. What gets frats kicked out of schools more than anything?
Neighbors
8.4s
So, are we cool with what happened last night? Bros before hos. Right? Yeah. Right?
Neighbors
1.7s
You interested in working for AT&T?
Neighbors
1.7s
What do you guys do?
Neighbors
1.4s
Cell phones. Oh.
Neighbors
1.4s
Like, low twos.
Neighbors
10.4s
No, no, clearly you had more important things to do. Yeah. So, how'd the meeting go? Oh, it went great. It went great. We're on probation. We can't party. Shit. That's a bummer. Mmm-hmm.
Neighbors
11.8s
I'm so sorry. Mmm-hmm. I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here. I'm the opposite of the person you say that to. That could have been two strikes, right there.
Neighbors
9.5s
It's a bad one. Yeah, it's a really bad one. It's a bad one. I promise you, as the President of Delta Psi, that we will find a way to right this wrong.
Neighbors
5s
All right, man, I should probably... But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah? See you, brother. All right. Good talk, man. Later.
Neighbors
6.6s
Hey! You Delta Psi? Yeah. Are you a Delta? No, my roommate was. I used to wear his ties to get girls.
Neighbors
5.6s
Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin! Yes! We just said it at the same time!
Neighbors
3.4s
We're a giant telecommunications corporation.
Neighbors
3s
Is she awake? I'm more milk than woman.
Neighbors
1.4s
Very sorry about this.
Neighbors
8.2s
Oh! I'm sorry. Okay. Get on your hands and knees. We need a pail or something. What? You gotta get on your hands and knees. I'm not a cow! Well, how else do you do it?
Neighbors
9.6s
Guys, don't talk. Please let me handle this. Okay- "Fraternity Severely Injures Economics Professor."
