What the fuck do you want, man? Hi, how's it going? What do you want? It's over. Yeah. You won. There's nothing else. We're just getting started. I know what you might be thinking. "Teddy is gonna graduate this year "and everything's gonna be fine." But it won't. Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
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It doesn't mean anything if you don't earn it. Who cares?
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"Draw yourself a bath"?
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It could be anywhere!
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God damn it!
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Wait.
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What is this? It's a headline. Is it a good one, or a bad one?
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He's looking at us. What are you doing? He's looking at us.
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I like to have fun with it. Lame.
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I got, like, four pails out of you.
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It means you're too dumb.
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Oh! Fuck!
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What are you doing? I'm sorry. Fuck. Oh, no. Okay, relax. I'm sorry. What the fuck? It broke. I totally broke it.
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Yeah, I agree. I'm just trying to lighten the moo-ood.
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Holy shit. I'm just kidding. Sort of. What's up, man? Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP. I had this job interview, so...
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All right, balls before dolls. Compadres before I sleep with tu madres. Brad Pitt before grab clit. Deez nuts before skinny sluts. Masturbate before I ask her to date. Beef stew before watching The View. Male erection before One Direction.
