I can't sell your house. Why? Well, because the only people who would want to live next to a frat house is a frat house. Oh, the university might be interested. I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building. Only thing, if you sell to the university, I'd say, optimistically, you're looking at losing about half your investment.
Neighbors
8.1s
It's like Edward Scissorhands. Do you like it? It's a really expensive bush! I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do? I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
Neighbors
3.1s
We're supposed to have boners? Yeah. Nobody wants a limp dildo.
Neighbors
4.8s
Oh! Shit! Okay. Ha-ha. Sorry, man. Sorry my ball just got in your face.
Neighbors
1.5s
Aw!
Neighbors
2s
I love you. Baby.
Neighbors
5.9s
They're buying off the whole neighborhood with their slave army. Oh! Mrs. Haywood, you're better than that.
Neighbors
1.3s
We are fucked, man.
Neighbors
7.7s
Life's crazy. It is crazy. I milked you. You're a human being, and I fucking milked you.
Neighbors
1.4s
Infinite BJs.
Neighbors
19.3s
Half of all of our... We put all of our money in. This is all of our money. We can't lose half. But you keep half. We don't need that! What is that? Sold! And you keep making money no matter what! Real estate is a fickle bitch. Okay, maybe it's best you just go. Thank you for coming. Okay. That was not helpful. Well, okay.
Neighbors
1.5s
Bottom of my heart.
Neighbors
1.2s
Those are for you.
Neighbors
7.1s
Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush, man! Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush! Harder, man. Yeah, really get in there. Oh! Oh! God damn it! Kelly!
Neighbors
7s
Teddy, how much time we got? Just a couple minutes, and then we pour in the latex. We've got Delta Psi dildos we can merchandise.
Neighbors
8s
Brothers don't get divorced. Yeah, I know. I'm a supernova. Burn bright, die young. I fucking love you, man. I love you, dawg. I love you.
Neighbors
8.9s
Seems like an impossible feat. But when we do it, we will get our faces on that wall, amidst the rest of these legends!
