- I would masturbate into her. - That's not how it works. That's not what you would do. I don't want to talk about this. Oh, shit. Teddy just tweeted. What? Tomorrow night, party's on.
Neighbors
1.5s
It's on the side.
Neighbors
1.4s
Okay, I got it.
Neighbors
1.5s
And Brendan.
Neighbors
5.8s
You're so cute. You're like a little possum. Look at you. I'm a possum. I'm a possum.
Neighbors
1.3s
One more, one more, one more.
Neighbors
2s
Cheers. Here we go.
Neighbors
7.4s
It's like a White Russian. Lay down, sweetie. Oh, it fucking hurts! I need this milk out of me. Okay, we'll get that milk out. Get the pump. Ow!
Neighbors
13.4s
What the heck are you guys doing here? Where's Pete? I don't know. At some job fair or some shit. What the heck's more important than this? Hey, I just wanna let you guys know that I ate a whole pot brownie before coming in here and I am really starting to feel it right now. Yeah. Why would you do that?
Neighbors
10.2s
This is fucking ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn't buy a hot tub. Hey- Your dick could buy more than a hot tub. Your dick bought me.
Neighbors
3.5s
Oh, gross! They look like my grandma's legs.
Neighbors
2.2s
I'm gonna move back to Australia if you don't stop.
Neighbors
4.4s
Shit, homie, we've been beefing for too long. We just want to squash this like a bug.
Neighbors
4.2s
Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi!
Neighbors
5.9s
And you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world.