Free party tonight. There'll be food, blankets. It's gonna be great. We're back on the air with Dirty Boy. And Romie the Homie. Right, right. So let's take a few calls. All right, caller, what's your name? Hey, dude. This is Nutsack calling over from Delta Psi. What's up, Nutsack? We're having a huge rager tonight. You know what brings people to a party more than anything?
Neighbors
9.6s
Catch up on some Z's, okay? Take a nap. Full season of Girls up there in the DVR. We never planned for nice. Thanks for talking to me, brother. All right? You can always come to me with this kind of stuff, all right?
Neighbors
1.6s
This is safer than the White House!
Neighbors
2.8s
We can finally go back to our lives. It's over.
Neighbors
1.2s
I'm Batman!
Neighbors
1.5s
Get off of me!
Neighbors
1.2s
I'm Batman!
Neighbors
1.3s
God damn it!
Neighbors
1.7s
So long, neighbor.
Neighbors
1.4s
Let's make a baby.
Neighbors
1.6s
We are.
Neighbors
1.2s
Oh, fuck!
Neighbors
19.4s
Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee. Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy. Man purses before regular purses. Makes sense. Yeah. Okay. It does. Sports before genital warts... No, fuckin'. That's bad. That was a little weird. I'm fading a little bit. John Madden before...
Neighbors
12.4s
You know what? That's it. That's two strikes. You're on probation until the end of the year. Okay? You so much as throw a party, generate a noise complaint, or end up on any sort of headline, and you are out.
Neighbors
11.1s
Please don't put us on probation. What about the end-of-the-year bash, Teddy? I mean, we have to get on the wall, plus we bought the kegs. What, is she gonna reimburse us for those kegs? Are you gonna reimburse us for those kegs? No. Scoonie. Not now.
Neighbors
2.3s
Party's over! Dirty Santa, let's go!
Neighbors
6.2s
Gentlemen, we are fortunate members of a prestigious lineage of extraordinary gentlemen.
