- T ake it off! - Trying, dear. Trying. - Leave them on. - Shut it down. I have something to say.
Dirty Grandpa
7.5s
It's going to be a special day. "...now choose life, so that you and your children shall live."
Dirty Grandpa
15.9s
I think I've been listening to everybody else about what I should be doing with my life. My grandpa said something really interesting. All right, cut the mics. I'm going up. ...take that punch, that point forward, things get easier.
Dirty Grandpa
1.5s
Grandpa?
Dirty Grandpa
2.4s
Raise your hand if you've got a boner!
Dirty Grandpa
1.9s
Motto of the Green Berets.
Dirty Grandpa
3.1s
I don't think he's gonna find anybody as good as me.
Dirty Grandpa
1.8s
I miss her.
Dirty Grandpa
4s
Our first reading is from Deuteronomy 30:19.
Dirty Grandpa
4.9s
That is not Martha's Vineyard. Jason!
Dirty Grandpa
4.8s
- Oh, and, Jason... - Yeah?
Dirty Grandpa
1.7s
Grandpa?
Dirty Grandpa
4.5s
I forgot Uncle Ramon was deaf and I talked to him like a normal.
Dirty Grandpa
12.8s
Back in the '80s, when Andre the Giant used to go to the Playboy Mansion, he'd stack five playmates on top of each other on a bed and fingerfuck them all. Five at a time. Because his hands were so big.
Dirty Grandpa
19.6s
I'm really sorry, but I can't marry her. You think that message should come from me? Okay... Uncle Ramon, can you tell Meredith that Jason's sorry, but that they can't get married? Oh, fuck!
Dirty Grandpa
21.8s
"This day I call the heavens and the earth as a witness against you..." "...that I have set before you life and death..." Hey, babe, I found the tie you're going to wear to the rehearsal brunch Sunday. Do you like the coral color or the salmon? "...that the race is not to the swift..." Either one. "...nor the battle to the strong."
Dirty Grandpa
3.2s
Uh...
Dirty Grandpa
22.3s
- I don't sound like that. - Yeah? - What do you sound like then? - Not like that. I don't even sound like that. - Give me my phone call. - Oh, please, let me have my phone call. I'm an American and I'm fucking guaranteed... I am an American... I am guaranteed a phone call. My right to have a phone call!
