Oh, well, better late than never. Yeah! Fuck them up, ALF! Motherfucker! Stinky? What the fuck are you doing here, Dick?
Dirty Grandpa
59.6s
For what's it worth, I still really want to fuck you. - And we're going to fuck. - Yeah, we are. - We're going to thunder fuck. - You're gonna tsunami on my face! You're gonna flood like the Nile. Yeah. I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over. The villagers will finally eat. You're gonna die while you're eating me out. I want your last breath to be in my pussy. Lenore! You're such a slut. - Police! - That's right. Po-po in the ho-ho. Some kind of ganja party? - Sorry to harsh your mellows. - Where's my e-vite? - Is that the jacket? - Check the right coat pocket. - Check it, man. - Okay, turn around. Come on. That's my jacket. That's not his jacket. Up against the palm. There you go. Let's have a look. What've you got in here? Huh? - Bingo-bango. - OMG. What the fuck? That's not mine! - "What the fuck?" - That's not mine! The fuck? Well, it looks like Spring Break is finally drug free! Come on, let's go. Let's go, pretty boy. Oh, shall we? No, it doesn't go down that way. Let's go. I'll wait for you, Grandpa. Keep that shit tight for me! He's my Henry Miller. - What the fuck does that mean? - Exactly!
Dirty Grandpa
34.3s
Okay. I don't think you're very popular here, Grandpa. You're the one that's going to have to watch out. - You might get Oreo'd. - Oreo'd? That's when two black guys fuck a white guy. You're the cream in the middle.
Dirty Grandpa
35.3s
Got it. - You guys want a refill? - Sure. - Absolutely! - BRB! I'm sorry about my grandpa. He's, um... He's not doing too well. My grandma just passed and the funeral was yesterday. Oh... I'm actually a lawyer, not a retard. I handle of lot of important issues. SEC compliance, LLC agreements. LP agreements. That sort of stuff. Yeah, um, well, I think we're gonna get going. - Nice to meet you, Pepe. - Nice...
Dirty Grandpa
2.4s
If I hug you, will you stop messing around?
Dirty Grandpa
3.9s
What's the matter?
Dirty Grandpa
5.1s
I just blew a shot at your grandma's memory. Nick, get it together right now. Lock it up.
Dirty Grandpa
5s
- Get out! - Classic Pam. Classic Pam. What do you say we get some lunch? Love it.
Dirty Grandpa
19s
Don't do this. I think I'm going to have to fight them all, so you're going to have to take the first punch. - What? - Okay! He's up first. Whatever. You like that shit, white boy? Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? What? You want next, bitch? Hey, I thought I had next.
Dirty Grandpa
7.4s
See you fucks later. So, uh, I'm gonna go with her.
Dirty Grandpa
2.1s
Okay.
Dirty Grandpa
2.9s
Sting? You're stung!
Dirty Grandpa
2.1s
I'm gonna live forever!
Dirty Grandpa
5s
Now fumble around and pretend like you're trying to find your glasses. "I'm trying to find my glasses. I can't see.
Dirty Grandpa
7s
You sure I should be driving with this, Grandpa? Don't worry, if you spill it, this giant tampon we're driving in should soak it up.