Delta Psi this shit! You've been a bad boy. I'm gonna spank you.
Neighbors
7.8s
Okay, let's just relax for a second. Baby, let me in! I can't let you in yet. I haven't figured out how to open it! Okay, fuck me!
Neighbors
19.7s
Fuck me! Shit! They're sending Garf out to talk to him. He's so charming, he'll get the cop to leave. Yo, is there a party going on around here? No, no. There was, but I shut that down. You got nothing to worry about, officer. That's really responsible of you guys. You must've heard we were coming. Look, we're in a nice neighborhood. We want to be good neighbors. It's the least we could do, you know? We appreciate that, man.
Neighbors
2.4s
No. no, Why? Why? No! What?
Neighbors
8.2s
I mean, as a child of divorce, I just... I can't help it, I sympathize with them. Well, my parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
Neighbors
3.1s
I need backup at 2203 West Olmstead!
Neighbors
1.6s
This is who I am.
Neighbors
1.4s
Kelly, honey.
Neighbors
1.9s
Oh! Fuck!
Neighbors
4.4s
We are Delta Psi Beta. Delta Psi!
Neighbors
9.7s
The problem is that they're on probation. I know. They're being careful. They're never gonna do anything ridiculous, because they're watching themselves. What would be great is if they didn't think they were on probation.
Neighbors
14.9s
All right, balls before dolls. Compadres before I sleep with tu madres. Brad Pitt before grab clit. Deez nuts before skinny sluts. Masturbate before I ask her to date. Beef stew before watching The View. Male erection before One Direction.
Neighbors
8.5s
Holy shit. I'm just kidding. Sort of. What's up, man? Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP. I had this job interview, so...
Neighbors
1.2s
Get out!
Neighbors
1.9s
That was udder-ly traumatic.
Neighbors
4s
Boo-ya! Okay- Whoo!
Neighbors
13.4s
What the heck are you guys doing here? Where's Pete? I don't know. At some job fair or some shit. What the heck's more important than this? Hey, I just wanna let you guys know that I ate a whole pot brownie before coming in here and I am really starting to feel it right now. Yeah. Why would you do that?
Neighbors
8.6s
We are not high-fiving. Oh, God. It tastes funny. They say it tastes good to the baby. It tastes funny to me. Just relax. Just settle down. Okay.