I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh? What? No way, man. Get out of here. Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day about you and the fraternity... Fuck that, all right? I was out of line, man. This stuff is important. I know. Regardless of anything, we're brothers for life. This is on me. I took it too far. That's why you got to go. You got a bright future, kid. You're the smartest person I know.
Neighbors
14.6s
It's a really romantic story. Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this. Because soon, you fucking blink, and you're the oldest guy at the party, and it's terrible. You don't seem old.
Neighbors
18.6s
Sebastian Cremmington and his brothers are at the school pep rally. They've been drinking since the butt-crack of dawn. Sebastian knows he has to throw up, but he wants to keep partying. What does he do? Does he puke, or does he drink? Why not do both? I give you the boot and motherfucking rally!
Neighbors
4.8s
Man, parenting is easy. Look at that! Yeah, two hours a day. Yeah.
Neighbors
8s
Your baby has HIV. Oh, my God. Is how bad this could have gone.
Neighbors
10.7s
Fuck these fucking guys! They don't know who they are fucking with. They think I'm just a regular dad and then you know what happens? Boom! Boom! Teddy's dead! Pete's dead! Scoonie's dead!
Neighbors
8.6s
Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! Oh, no! Help! Help! Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move! Doctor! Doctor! Oh, God!
Neighbors
1.2s
I love you!
Neighbors
1.7s
Hey, Mac!
Neighbors
2.9s
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.
Neighbors
1.5s
Our probation's been lifted!
Neighbors
9.4s
What's this, a dance-off? I don't know, bitch. Is it a dance-off? You tell me. I think it's a dance-off. Oh, shit! Dance-off!
Neighbors
2.2s
Peekaboo!
Neighbors
25.9s
What's her name? Stella. Stella, yeah. That's the best name ever. Are you kidding? She's a little flirt. Oh, like her mom, I bet. Mmm. Cool. Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know that in this neighborhood, we don't keep off the grass. What? You know what I'm saying? No way! Legalize it, y'all. A joint. Thank you, guys. Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes... Keep it down!
Neighbors
5s
So many party inventions. So many party discoveries.
Neighbors
1.7s
Okay. I'm in.
Neighbors
16s
And now, as President of Delta Psi... And Vice President, we call... Our first official meeting in the new house to order. Chivalry above self! Much like Scoonie's cock, this year is going to be legendary.