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Just stop. Look, you just take these spy glasses. They look totally like normal glasses. You wear them into the frat house. Teddy's gonna start pushing you around and fucking with you, like he always does. Like I've seen him do a million times. At that moment, you just push back. Okay? Just push back. The rest will take care of itself. He'll haze the fucking shit out of you. It'll all get caught on this camera.
Neighbors
46.2s
Michael Keaton's Batman was like, "Hey, I'm Batman." "No! Hey, I'm Batman!" "No, dude, no. I'm Batman. This is what Batman sounds like." "I'm counting on it!" "No, I'm counting on it. I'm Batman." We actually met in college. Yeah. Aw! Yeah, I was here for an exchange program. I was only supposed to stay a semester, but then he convinced me to hang around. Aw! Yeah. What's cool is we're almost roommates. Dude, we are almost roommates. Our rooms are, like, 10 feet away from each other. Dude, we can have walkie-talkies, actually. It would just work all the time. It would be awesome. Let's get walkie-talkies and talk to each other all the time. Walkie-talkies and earpieces and shit. Oh, my God. That would be so dope. It'd be so fun. So, how did you meet Teddy? I saw him. He saw me.
Neighbors
27.2s
Hey, Mac, Kelly. What's up? We hate to be these guys, but do you mind just, like, kind of... Just keep it down. Just a little bit. A little bit. The music? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just a tiny bit. First off, my bad. Yo, guys! Music check! We have neighbors, for Christ's sake! Come on. Thank you. That's a big bong. Is that a two-story bong? I really appreciate you guys coming by. Out of control. Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much. That's all we wanted. Cool. Great.
Neighbors
12.1s
I think we should invite the old people in. They're old and lame. I mean, yeah, I like their baby, but this is no place for a baby. Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors. They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side. If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.
Neighbors